31TROUBLEGOOD MOJO MUSIC ROMANCE CUSTOMIZE STASH BASICS30TROUBLESHOOTING TROUBLESHOOTING Ro tating your Shorts in PublicWhether wiggling out of soggy swimtrunks at the beach, or slipping intomoisture-wicking bike shorts for a ridein the country, follow these instructionsf or taking it all off and putting it allback on. And save yourself the lewd & lascivious downtime. CA UT ION: Car doors should not beused as privacy screens by those over 6’tall. Because of your MINI’s lower centerof gravity, doors may be inadequate fork eeping your private bits out of otherpeople’s snooping noses. So to speak. 1. Wr ap a beach towel around your waist.2. Sit down inside vehicle and, reachingunder towel, use a shimmying motionto remove what you’re wearing, takingcare not to loosen towel. 3. R epeat in reverse order, applyingclothes until dressed.Fig. 28 Use discretion. And keep the catcalls, woos and whistles for your MINI. FOUR THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO TO YOUR MINI1. Never leave your MINI unattended and unlocked with theengine running and a giant sign on top reading, "Back inten—feel free to move car if in way."2. Absolutely no Viking helmets. Not the football team, theancient Nordic c onquerors. No matter how much the explorerspirit of motoring gets in your blood, resist the urge. PointyV iking horns ma y cause damage to plush vehicle interior.3. Never drive through flowing water. That’s called motorBOATING.4. Never call your MINI by another car’s name.MINI 10535 UOM 7/16/02 11:49 AM Page 32
